... and it describes this craft that is so bizarre I had to show you:
The best part about it is that I feel like if I taught this craft to the 5, 6, & 7 year-olds that I teach, they probably wouldn't even think it was that weird. Walking face with fingers coming out of its mouth? Hell yeah!
This gives me a brilliant idea to create an entire book of crafts that make absolutely no sense, like the one above. Do you think anyone would buy it? If the illustrations were cute enough, I think it would fly.
This book also has some cool ideas for other (more normal) crafts, accompanied by ridiculously cute illustrations: